A couple of days ago, in the midst of a football takedown, I took a size 7T croc to the face. I was pretty sure that my nose had been shoved into my brain or at the very least it was broken. But when I recovered so quickly I guessed it wasn't so. My eyes watered. That was it. Until I woke up this morning. Thank goodness for GOOD makeup. By posting this picture I am also admiting to the world that I AM one of those girls who shouldn't leave the house without makeup.
But now for the funny part of the story (sorry I don't think I look that funny). Several weeks ago Myles got an eyelash in his eye. Someone said "Oh sweetie, did you get a booboo?" He looked perplexed and asked "A BOOB?" We quickly recovered and asked if he had an ouwie. Ever since then if anything happens to him he says he got a boob. He got a boob on his knee. He got a boob on his finger. Yesterday he got a boob in his eye. So his response to his foot hitting my nose, and my eyes watering, was "MOM you got a boob in you eye. Me kiss it."
One of these days I am sure I will laugh at this...

9 comments:
Oh my gosh! That looks like it hurts. I am so so sorry. I admit I to am one of those girls who shouldn't leave the house without a bit of makeup.
Ouch!! Those look like some painful boobs.
Oh, Megan! I finally got onto the blogs today after too many weeks blogless - yours was the first I visited, and I laughed and cried - I just love your blog! I just love YOU!!! I'm sorry you got boobs in your eyes - and I'm sorry I missed the whole "pickle" thing too. Bummer!
Even with the black eyes, you are so beautiful!
Thanks for the laughs!! Love ya!
Holy Crap..that is funny. I mean, that is too bad you got kicked. What a funny story.
So very very funny! Love reading your posts because they're so real. Have a great week!
Nothing like a boob in your eye... :)T
what can i say that hasn't already been said about boobs and eyes.... even with black eyes you look better than i do with makeup on...
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